Lies, damned lies and statistics

I don't believe the statistics that say 70 percent of men aged 18-34 watch porn. Maybe I'm just bitter that so far none of my boyfriends will watch porn with me. If you look at the numbers, two out of the last three should have been watching me. And, frankly, I worry when a man won't watch porn with me. It makes me wonder just what sort of porn he's watching.

For instance, The Gay One probably wasn't watching anything that would float my particular boat. But The Felon does watch. I got particularly excited when I found out he watches porn. Finally, I thought, my time has come. Because I do like porn. And The Long-Term One would not watch it with me - he wouldn't even watch it himself. I think he was offended that I even owned any.

So my time had come? Not so much. He doesn't want to watch it with me. Porn, apparently, is a solo activity. Why am I always the man in my relationships? Can I just find one guy who will watch dirty movies with me? 70 percent, my ass!