bottom of the barrel

This is why I don't like websites that allow you to post free ads. And when that link no longer exists, you'll be much happier not knowing what I'm talking about. I found it while I was chatting with one of my friends online, and it inspired the following.

Me: That ad made my uterus shrivel up and die.
Friend: Meh, it's not like you were using it for anything other than storage anyway...
Me: Yeah, IUD storage.
Friend: Heh, heh, heh. Touche.

shallow

Had a first date with someone this week. He tried to talk to me during the movie. Normally that would be enough for me to end things right there, but I'm agreeing to a second date. To be honest, a lot of it is because I saw pictures of him on his blog (Google is my friend when it comes to dating) and he has a pretty hot body.

Despite being single and of the female persuasion in Alaska, I haven't been getting much action. The guy I accidentally made out with last year? I made out with him again, and now he is ignoring me. I think he's mad that it hasn't gone any further, but the making out was not good. The kissing was meh, and his hands did this annoying fluttering thing when he tried to touch me. Just grab me firmly, dammit! And that Norwegian I've been lusting after? It's kind of fizzled out, think partly because he saw me kissing one of his friends. The friend is now getting friendly with me, though I'm not sure I want to pursue that. Why? Because I am shallow and he is my height. How would I ever be able to wear heels?