bottom of the barrel

This is why I don't like websites that allow you to post free ads. And when that link no longer exists, you'll be much happier not knowing what I'm talking about. I found it while I was chatting with one of my friends online, and it inspired the following.

Me: That ad made my uterus shrivel up and die.
Friend: Meh, it's not like you were using it for anything other than storage anyway...
Me: Yeah, IUD storage.
Friend: Heh, heh, heh. Touche.