not getting it, in so many ways

I offered to give Maybe Gay a ride home from the bar the other night. When we stopped outside his house, he thanked me and turned to open the door. WTF? Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free. I grabbed him and gave him a kiss, but it was of the quick, closed-mouth variety. I m still confused about that entire sequence of events. I saw him the next night, but I was out with a male friend, so he kind of stayed away.

I have given up and expanded my search parameters for online dating. I am now willing to consider dating someone who lives in North Pole.